Sleeping With Your Best Friend by Rosa Temple

Author:Rosa Temple
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romantic comedy, sexy, womens fiction, chick lit, humour, novella
Publisher: Rosa Temple

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I knew it would happen. I woke up the next morning with the inside of my head expanding and deflating in rhythmic booms so that it squashed my brain in and out like an accordion. But it had been my intention, when I drove home in a daze the night before, to blot out what I'd just seen. It wasn't my fault that I needed lots of alcohol, two bags of Dorito's, a plate of vegetable samosas and a large slice of flan to do that.

I peeled myself off the bed and in leaning forward I threw up in my mouth a little and swallowed hard. I staggered into the corridor and looked into the hall mirror. I noticed I was still in my clothes and I could see large rings of black mascara under my eyes. Even though I knew it was my reflection, I shrank back thinking that zombies were in the flat. I touched my face and groaned. Then I thought I heard someone in the kitchen.

I ventured in and saw a tall, thin man wearing Riz's dressing gown stirring the contents of a steaming cup, the spoon making a grating sound that hurt my teeth.

He turned to see me just standing there in the doorway. 'Here,' he said. 'I think your need is greater than mine.' I took the cup and sat down.

'You're not Riz, are you?' I asked the tall man, just to be sure I wasn't hallucinating too.

'No, I'm a friend. Riz is sound asleep.'

'Okay.' I hung my head over the cup and could feel the steam lulling me to sleep but the coffee inside it compelling me to consume it. “Drink me,” it said, so I began.

'So, that Sam guy has a lot to answer for,' the tall man said as he took a seat opposite me.

'You know about Sam?' I looked up sharply but it hurt my head and I massaged my temple.

'We all know about Sam. What a fucking bastard,' he said.

'Don't call him that, you don't even know him.'

'Yes I do. You talked about him non-stop last night. You even sang me the song you wrote about him.' He smiled, a white smile with overly ambitious teeth. They had ambitions of getting to the other side of the room, minutes before the rest of his face.

'Christ. I'm sorry.' I took another sip of coffee, and lowered my eyes. 'Wait. We didn't do anything did we? I mean the fact you're in Riz's clothes means you spent the night with her right?'

'That's right. Don't worry. No-one was in your room. The only shag you've had is the one you had with Matt the other night. I was quite jealous of the size of his manhood, by the way.'

'His manhood?'

'Yes that's what you kept calling it. I mean I was quite impressed by my nine and a half inches before last night. That's above average I'll have you know. But it seems Matt beats that by a mile and he's got girth going for him too, apparently.

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